Since it is the holiday season, we are all feeling very kind
and charitible,to all people and gods creatures, even stray 
cats that come begging with a meek catlike meow. Now as we 
in this circle have no food to give the poor little cat, we 
must give it a sincre pat on the head and say "Poor Pussy", 
now it must be sincre or you will have to take the poor 
pussy's place. Cats of course being cats he will beg twice 
more, before giving up and going off the touch some other 
soul for food. Remember, if you show any sign of 
insincerity, you shall become the cat.